So yesterday, I nested hungover and immobile on the sofa, watching the repeat of Saturday night’s X Factor. I haven’t really watched this series, so I was shocked at just how utterly irritating and also a bit… ahem, wrong brother-sister act Same Difference are.

There is something immeasurably creepy about them, and not just because she is a demonic, tuneless Barbie doll. They do a lot of overly sincere hand holding and gazing at each other when singing. This makes people suspect there is a less than wholesome and possibly illegal subtext to the pairing.

I’m not the only one who has raised an eyebrow. A quick straw poll last night has confirmed that I’m at least one of five other people who think they are WEIRD.

There is one major flaw in the implied incest theory, of course. The fact that he camp as Christmas. Perhaps he should ditch her and form the ultimate gruesome twosome with H from Steps.

Apologies to anyone who’s eating right now.