You see that blank bit of wall staring reproachfully at you right now? Yes, don’t squirm. That one. The bit above the sofa. The vast expanse of Dulux job-lot that you’ve been meaning to stick a mirror on ‘to open the space out’ but never quite found the time. Well, ditch the crap mirror idea, because the alternative I have for you is far more inventive than anything Ikea has to offer you.

Make like a culture vulture and head down to the laDanza Studio on London’s Holloway Road for the latest Wallspace exhibition. Such a spectacle of photographic and avant garde genius this enclave of northern Londinium has rarely seen.

Feast your eyes on the work of Charlotte Campbell and Denise Hickey - photographer and artist respectively. Drink in the fruits of their labour; savour it; gargle it; floss with it; allow crumbs of it to catch in your beard to nibble on later. Tear off a hunka chunka of medium rare postmodern perspective. Chew that creative cud, art gluttons. (Toothpicks not provided.)

And once you’ve ruminated and you’re satisfied you’re satiated, you can whip out your cheque book and make one of those fine works your own.

Your wall will thank you.

Exhibition running Jan 12th - 28th @ laDanza, 89 Holloway Road, N7 8LT. All enquiries to wallspace@hotmail.co.uk or 020 7700 3770.