Comments on: Neighbourhood Watch-The-Fuck-Out

By: LadyShambles

LadyShambles — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:10:37 +0000

Yeah, you want them to do the explaining to the Plod, not you!

By: pimento

pimento — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:59:23 +0000

Up to there?! My word, that is serious… I was just going to calculate the length of string I’d need to get a grenade into their window. I figure I could hold one end, tie the grenade to the other and let the majesty of physics to the rest for me.

Although, further pondering suggests that the resulting sirens would be worse. Ahh well, back to the drawing board.

By: Ladyshambles

Ladyshambles — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 18:14:01 +0000

I sympathise wholeheartedly. My lot party until 5am sometimes. Despite desperate pleas to shut the fuck up.

I recommend calling the police. They will come out for disturbances like arsehole neighbours partying without consideration to those around them between the hours of 11pm and 7am, if I’m not mistaken.

My lot are getting the old bill round next time. I’ve had it up to *here*.

By: pimento

pimento — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 13:23:36 +0000

I also have fuckwittery issues, only it’s my downstairs neighbours and hip-hip/dance. At 1:00am. I complained about it on the internet and they still keep doing it, I just don’t know what to do…

By: Ladyshambles

Ladyshambles — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:51:21 +0000

Clearly it doesn’t matter where in the world you are, fuckwittery is a fact of life.

This does not make me feel hopeful.

I empathise Shannon.

By: Shannon

Shannon — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 14:37:45 +0000

I have all the same fuckwits living below or next to me. How odd. Except instead of world music, it’s industrial metal, and instead of a Jaguar, it’s some kind of ugly Dodge that looks like it’s not worth worrying about.