Please, I’ve Only Just Had Breakfast
Newton Faulkner revolts me.
FACT.
I’m not racialist against the gingers, ho no no.
It’s the disgusting dreadlocks and his butchering of Massive Attack’s gorgeous Teardrops that makes my toes curl.
Get thee gone, Devil in hippy disguise.
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Ew-ginger dreadlocks. Be gone!
By Jennifer on 03.04.08 12:45 pm
I had no idea this guy existed until he was on the television tonight. He was on a music based quiz show, and with Jason Byrne on his team he was somewhat amusing… I’ve not heard his butchering of anything though, so I reserve the right to dislike him upon such an occasion.
By pimento on 03.04.08 1:18 pm
…which reminds me of my second favourite offensive joke:
What’s worse than a white student with dreadlocks?
Nothing. Arf.
By Anonymous Coward on 03.04.08 8:41 pm
Does Jo Wiley like him? He looks like the kind of singer Jo Wiley likes. And it’s generally good to be morally opposed to everything Jo Wiley likes.
By Stu on 04.04.08 5:54 am
Can’t bear that woman. I expect she loves the Faulkner. Ew.
By Ladyshambles on 04.04.08 8:04 am
I hate this guy. I think his music is so booooooring. Now that I know what he looks like, I’m ashamed to admit that I hate him even more. What I really hate is that my sister loves his music. I trained her better than that.
By Shannon on 04.04.08 7:08 pm
Oh good God. She likes him? Some reprogramming is needed at the earliest available opportunity.
By Ladyshambles on 05.04.08 8:31 am
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